Author of "I Killed My Friends and It Thrilled Me"

I am
an ALCHEMICAL OFFSPRING
of matters trivial and profound:
Pyukumonsters, philosodomy
Perry Ellisism, Planetary Sheldanite
braindead dumbery,
diabolical duplicity.
For the keen, I am
a feline not of this Earth.
For the commoner, I am
an unwanted raven.

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