Walden and Hyde (and Other Short Stories)

“They called her Wilma Walden. I loved and hated her my entire life.

My name? You’ll have to download the book to find out.

All the important things about me are inside: the color of the crayon that I ate, the place where I secretly caught my parents f*cking (yes, you read that right), the person I referred to as The Bitch, the worst piece of music ever written in the entire history of the world, a pair of ugly Grandma eyeglasses, and the girl whose body I envied.

There’s more, too: the boy I wanted, the man who became my real first boyfriend, that other man who became my extra boyfriend (the one who used me up like a cheap motel doll), and the traitor who tried to steal it all away.

And yes, that’s me on the f*cking bloody cover. Don’t I look beautiful?

Say yes. Or you’ll regret it.”

Note for Readers: Walden and Hyde is a standalone companion collection set within the same universe as I Killed My Friends and It Thrilled Me.

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Inside the Collection