romance
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Just a Tad
Both yesterday and today, from afar I caught you throwing at me a look so bizarre. You’re intimidated just by my presence But I heard you went ape, darling, in my absence. Continue reading
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Mandy (A Valentine’s Poem)
Oh, Mandy! Oh, Mandy! Your futz was sweet like candy. You claimed your spot up on the hood, made me eat mouth that tasted good. Oh, Mandy! Oh, Mandy! Your body was so bendy. Inside the car, we reached fourth base grappling in a sweaty embrace. Continue reading
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Hey, Hey, Baby
Hey, hey, baby Don’t look at me crazy I see you got a lady Wrapped in your arms so clingy Break your ties with her If it’s moonlighting you prefer ‘Cause I ain’t no side dish Not going to be your starfish Continue reading
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Babe, You Should Know This
Babe, you should know this. My heart’s been broken before. You must be wond’ring why I kept open the door. Yes, I’m skeptical and hopeful at the same time. Not yet my due date but I am so past my prime. Continue reading
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9 x 9 (Feels Like, You Know)
What to ask if I were to be lucky? Love, cars, gadgets, house, yacht, fame, success, or money? Let’s say I’m quite ambitious so I chose success. If I were greedy money would do, I confess. Continue reading
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Good Morning
When you wake up to the sun each morning He greets you with a smile, calls you ‘darling’. When I wake up I begin my mourning. Sad. So sad. Continue reading
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I’m Just a Man
I’m just a man with fleshly needs too. Don’t be a hypocrite ’cause I’m just like you. We have two legs but we walk on all fours. Outdoors, we’re saints. Indoors, we’re whores. Continue reading
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A Three-Sentence Story About Three People
He loves her but she’s too blind to notice. She loves him but he’s too proud to care. Continue reading
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Skinny Love and the Bagel
Gina Watson had fifteen minutes left before a fairy took away her life. After emptying her glass of water, she stood from the table and the bagel fell from her hat to the floor. Continue reading
Xeno Hemlock 