Xeno Hemlock

Author of "I Killed My Friends and It Thrilled Me" and other books.


Shiny Lubricant (Haiku Series Volume 5)

blame humanity
at night I feel cold and heat
pillow won’t suffice

I’m out and about
nervous eyes keep wandering
a “preyless” hunter

simple friendliness
dangerous and distracting
for the thirsty man

these sappy rom-coms
sweet, tacky, and disgusting
it’s mind versus heart

shiny lubricant
surely not meant to be drank
give me a warm hole

service hand is tired
and littered with calluses
time for this to end

desperation creeps
mouth of the wallet opens
I’m willing to pay

a sudden earthquake
while I was up late last night
is it just heartbreak?

distracting myself
with my mini-zoo of pets
I am a dog man

fairy godmother
can you bring the Pornhub star
in my living room?

perhaps I should make
my own Pornhub video
it’s the new norm, right?

don’t tell Mom and Dad
they do not deserve to see
such hideous sight


Header photo by Rafael Pires from Pexels.



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