Xeno Hemlock

Author of "I Killed My Friends and It Thrilled Me" and other books.


Voyeuristic Spiders (Haiku Series Volume 3)

the strangest place
to find humility is
right next to a sink

these instant dinners
are void of flavour without
my mother’s magic

kingdom cobs of webs
voyeuristic spiders
are pleasant to see

horrific nightmare
the cleaner cleaned away all
my spider friends

another nightmare
when the cat poops in the house
I will nag all day

I play the third wheel
to an unlikely couple
sponge and the soap

it’s a disaster
when you ran out of tissue
while doing business


Header photo by Andrea Piacquadio from Pexels.



2 responses to “Voyeuristic Spiders (Haiku Series Volume 3)”

  1. This is hilarious. Loved it

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