Oh, Mandy! Oh, Mandy! Your arrival was handy.
You came inside my body shop.
Fender roller, I had to drop.
Oh, Mandy! Oh, Mandy! Your hunting style was trendy.
You shot my heart with Chi Chi heel.
To Cavalli, I had to kneel.
Oh, Mandy! Oh, Mandy! I could never be dandy.
You whispered that I turned you on.
What whetted you were men of brawn.
Oh, Mandy! Oh, Mandy! Your futz was sweet like candy.
You claimed your spot up on the hood,
made me eat mouth that tasted good.
Oh, Mandy! Oh, Mandy! Your body was so bendy.
Inside the car, we reached fourth base
grappling in a sweaty embrace.
Oh, Mandy! Oh, Mandy! I grabbed your hair so sandy.
You moaned and groaned while gyrating
against my hips that’s trembling.
Oh, Mandy! Oh, Mandy! You hurt me with that tandy.
Your passion still unsatisfied
you squeezed my clutch after the ride.
Oh, Mandy! Oh, Mandy! You’re far from being landy.
That’s what you really were you said
before you grabbed your clothes and fled.
Oh, Mandy! Oh, Mandy! I must admit you’re gandy.
No other woman freaked me out.
Your wile I couldn’t live without.
Oh, Mandy! Oh, Mandy! I’m drowning now in brandy.
This bottle will soon be empty.
Oh, Mandy please come back to me.
“Mandy” is one of the poems in the anthology The Lion Eating the Sun. It was originally published on February 14, 2016.
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Birthed fom the clouds of dust, cats, Pokémon, Survivor, and philosophy, this poetry collection tells stories of life, love, and loss. This book also contains elements from the author’s other works and upcoming second novel.
Xeno Hemlock 
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