Xeno Hemlock

Hey, hey, baby
Don’t look at me crazy
I see you got a lady
Wrapped in your arms so clingy

Break your ties with her
If it’s moonlighting you prefer
‘Cause I ain’t no side dish
Not going to be your starfish

Hey, hey, baby
Yes, you look damn tasty
Though you make me wet
I ain’t easy to get

It’s time you choose a side
Fess up and confide
Choose between the two
Is it clam or cake for you?

Hey, hey, baby
Your pony is baloney
Sorry you can’t splurge
‘Cause I can control my urge

This was originally published on May 30, 2018.

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